In Honor Of 50 Cent At Citi Field Last Night, The Worst First Pitches In History
Last night, 50 Cent joined an exclusive club of celebrities who embarrassed the fucking shit out of themselves throwing out a first pitch at a ball game. So the question on everyone’s mind is, where does it rank as far as the all time debacles? Lets break it down. Top 10 here we go
10. Nolan Ryan
Not nearly as horrendous of a throw than the others on the list, but its Nolan fucking Ryan. Dude was a professional pitcher. Not like he’s some old lady or a little Asian girl or something. Has over 5,000 strike outs and like 35 no hitters. You’d think he can still hit his spots
9. Swaggy P
I think what does it for me is how 50 just stands there with his arms at his side for a split second afterward like “Well fuck this.” Like he didn’t expect that at all. Went up there truly expecting a perfect strike. Thats what I dont get – aren’t these people aware they suck at throwing a baseball?
1. Baba Booey:
The cargo shorts. Hitting the umpire. Bending over and staring at the ground realizing you badly you embarrassed yourself. The dejected look of “my boss is the most popular radio host in the world and is going to never let me live this down.” Just the perfect storm of embarrassment for Baba Booey